When a man’s lower body is so low that his penis can’t reach its target, he’s an embarrassment to his girlfriend
The guy’s penis is stuck in a very awkward position.
He’s sitting in his underwear, staring at the ceiling.
He has no way to get it out.
But then the girlfriend says: “I have a question for you.”
She wants to know if she can fuck you.
You’re not in the mood to do that.
The guy is flustered and is trying to find the right words to tell her that he has to fuck her.
But he’s not a great writer.
He’s not the kind of guy who knows when to use a pause to let his thoughts run.
He needs to finish the sentence.
It’s a really awkward situation.
He has to wait for her to take a step forward, then he has no choice but to take that step forward.
He looks at her and thinks, ‘Wow, I’ve never felt this way before.’
He has no idea how long it takes for him to get back to his senses.
He starts to panic and he says, “Oh my God!
Oh my God!”
But he’s never done this before.
He doesn’t even know what a pause is.
You need a pause.
You can’t just keep saying “yes” or “no.”
He’s afraid that if he doesn’t stop, she’ll take her step forward and he’ll be able to pull her off.
She’s going to fuck him again.
He can’t help but be uncomfortable with that thought.
So he asks her, “Do you want to fuck me?”
She’s not even sure how to respond.
She doesn’t want to give him permission.
She says, ‘No, no, no.’
And he says: ‘Why?’
She says: “‘Because it’s not my job to do it.'”
You see this movie where a woman is in her car and the car’s got a gas pump on it.
The gas is not working.
She asks, “What’s going on?”
The guy is like, “I don’t know, lady.
I’m just going to have to wait.”
He’s never had a car with a gas-powered pump.
He hasn’t had a gas car.
He knows nothing about gas pumps.
So he says that he can’t do anything about it.
She has to stop and he has a decision to make.
So she’s like, ‘I’m going to ask you.’
She’s kind of the perfect girl to say yes.
She looks like she could give him a good, hard, honest answer.
So what does she do?
She asks him, “Are you sure you’re not going to rape me?”
It’s not clear that she was asking for it.
It just felt like a good way to start.
The only way he could do it is if he were asking for her consent.
And he is a jerk.
He just says, “‘No.'”
She doesn’t say, “No.”
She just says no.
And the gas stops working.
She says, She’s asking for permission to fuck you?
I don’t want permission to fucking you.
And he doesn´t stop asking.
He says, He’s asking you to fuck yourself?
I am asking you for permission.
You’re not allowed to do anything to me!
He says, It’s my job, I am going to do what I need to do to get you off.
And she just goes, ‘OK.’
He just goes ‘OK’ and goes back to fucking herself.
And that’s when it hit me: This is the way that he thinks of consent.
He thinks that if she says no, she’s going do it.
And if she’s not going do what he wants, then she doesn’t have consent.
You think of consent in terms of the person saying yes to something, or the person telling you no.
The idea that the two are equal.
But in this case, it’s the guy that’s acting like a jerk that’s asking to fuck himself.
I’m a very confident person.
I think I can handle anything.
But I think if I don´t do something right now, then it’s because I donít think it’s my place to ask permission.
I think he needs to get over it.
I feel bad for him.
I wish I could do something for him right now.
I don`t think that he should have to be the person that’s making decisions about consent.
It’s really sad that we have to go through this.
There is no way that I would have made this decision if I wasn’t confident.
I could have been able to figure it out for myself.
He could have asked her to stop.
He shouldn’t be punished for not being confident.
You should always ask for permission, not for consent.